Dwight Smokem
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Had a neighbor come knock on my door (woman in her 60's), and she said "Sir, your grill, which is on the front porch, appears to be on fire". I said, thanks for the heads up, it's not on fire, it's just at 680 degrees so I can sear the wings that are in my big smoker in the backyard. Of course all with a grin. (I live in one of those neighborhoods where every third neighbor is a busy-body and HOA enforcer, so I don't think they like that I smoke in front porch. But that's where I enjoy sitting and watching the road and having my highballs.